Monday, September 21, 2009

UNHOLY RISINGS SIGHTED OVER MOON SORROW


IMBIBEMENTS OF JUDEO-CHRISTIAN WEDDINGS, I URINATE YOU FROM MY BLASPHEMIC SYSTEM. NO SYSTEM, NO GODS, NO CHEAP FUCKING WHISKY YOU PRICKS!!!! FUCK YOU ALLLLLL! EXCEPT TORMENTOR THE BARKEEP WHO GAVE ME PRACTICALLY HALF THE VESSEL OF UNHOLY TONGUEFIRE.


WORSHIPERS OF FALSE IDOLS, DARE YOU MOCK THE DARK GAYMASTERS OF HELLSATAN? HAMBURGERS ARE NO REPLACEMENT FOR LEATHER DADDIES.


TRULY A KVLT BLACK METAL SKINHEAD WORKS AT THIS FINE PORCELAIN AND CAST IRON FACTORY, THIS IS THE ULTIMATE BLACK METAL SKINHEAD WARRIOR HOT TUB


THIS PIGEON'S MEAGER ARM OF DISEASED NOBILITY WAS FAR FLUNG BY THE INCISING HATRED TALONS AND BEAK OF WRETCHED HAWKLORD, UPON HIS ROOST on the university hall CASTLE OF BLEAK IVORY POSTSTRUCTURALISM- HE SHITS ON THIS BUILDING ALL DAY LONG, AND DROPS ITS BLOODY REMAINS ON ITS WALKWAYS


THUDDING DRUMS OF WAR ECHO FROM THE VERY FOOTSTEPS OF THIS COLOSSAL NERDY GIANT AWAITING ''THE BLEAKEST NIGHT OWL'' OF BUSES ON WESTERN

Monday, October 13, 2008

thor wanted to be a vanguard

RISEN FROM SLUMBER
BLACK METAL MIDWEST SKINHEADS UNITE

To consume fire-wrought protein laced goods blessed with the devil's weed on Monday mornings, before valiant rides on goat driven chariots.

Friday, January 25, 2008

approaching sabbath

in the filthy post-vedic religion of buddhism there is an equivocable notion to shabbat, or sabbath, called uposatha. this is the day upon which the trve unholy blasphemers are fingered for recanting their misdeeds, uposatha is described as the day of cleansing the defiled mind.



as black metal powerlifting skinheads, our day of rest comes every other day. it is important to rest the body as well as the mind between strenuous lifting periods as our bodies have time to absorb the most unholy and blasphemic rays of the black sun, as well as grow new muscle from the stretched taught and torn ligaments of yesterday.

today, my day of sabbath, i proceeded to play every Black Sabbath record I own in succession as well as ingesting hearty meals to supplement my mental meal.



seen here is a delicious meal of collard greens sauteed in a mix of sweet onion, garlic, carrots and mandarin orange. a coke-serving-sized pinch of brown sugar tops it off although the mandarin really cuts out any "collard" flavor that some aren't partial to.



accompagnied by delicious cornbread with a healthy stabbing of vanilla extract and an axewound's laceration of golden raisins. if you were a real pro or previously ate at the finest restaurant ever run (atomic eggplant) you know that one should always use real ground cooked corn, although I copped out and used dry fake-ass cornmeal.

I am penning this last recipe from a precipice poised over one of chicago's finest graveyards for lifting, eyeing tomorrow's weightlifting routine, although my wireless network connection is poor, perhaps I need to brutally install an 802.11g wireless repeater in one of the blackened corpse-fed graveyard trees.

goodnight, and good hunting!

Thursday, January 24, 2008

lifffting report

sons of satan gather for weigh-ins

I arose from mortifying sleep terror slumber writhing in a sun-lit dwelling with my undead corpse bride and beckoned her to morning graveyard duty. Upon arriving home I began the ritual...

playlist

saxon - wheels of steel
nocturnal graves - satan's cross
midnight - complete and total fucking midnight

1x20 65lb bench
30 calf lifts each
20 situps
30 step squats 40lb each
1x20 65lb bench
20 situps
1x20 65lb bench
25 10lb tricep lifts each
25 10lb floorpunch style delt/trap/lat lifts each

ate

leftover curry
1 pot coffee

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

things that are not kvlt part 666 i mean 1

capitalization is not kvlt is it a byproduct of Christian english brought to the bleak vestiges of europe by the christ-bringers, the pvritans. therefore it can be used as seen fit or as a subtle means of howling mockery.

parenthesis are not kvlt they do not express honest emotion instead use words like "i mean." they are the lying bastards of sentences, they infest its organic toils and writhe in glee at disrupting trve language.

roman numerals are not kvlt, one must use attic numerals whenver possible, or possibly babylonian, although definitely not binary. trve kvlt black metal powerlifting skinheads usually do not count though and you can resort to banging the number you want to represent with a hammer into the foreheads of your enemies and their children. alternatively invent new numeral systems like "reps," a system i invented. in this system of reps the symbol 666 means one unit and to represent larger numbers simply tack on another unit of one to the end of the first one. to represent a 2x10 powerlifting set you write 666666x666666666666666666666666666666

singing in english is not kvlt i am typing this because you inferior clods obviously do not have the telekenesis i harness but every ounce of english language i foment from my finger tips burns my synapses and sears my occvlt black metal skinhead visions. trve metal is transmitted by thought.

white rice is really untrve. get into jasmine rice. its purple and helps you bulk up for the hated winter.

trve movies

Until the Light Takes Us is a trve kvlt classic coming in 2008. They manage a myspace site from their moribund crematory video editing department. Features Fenriz, Varg, Hellhammer, Frost, and more.

in stark untrve fashion, "Near Dark" features a cowboy vampire who is cured via blood transfusion. les legions noir, I'm sure, are still engaged in a furious letter writing campaign against the producers of this atrocityholocaust.

however i am a skinhead not a vampire, so this movie was awesome to see the lamentations of the blood leeches as they burned forever in the hated sun.

lift report

woke to bleak frostbitten dawn at 8am
saw grim blackened girlfriend out

30 calf lifts each
3x20 65lb bench
20 step squats 40lb each
15 20lb curls each

playlist

skitkids - onna for pleasure
mutiilation - vampire of black imperial blood
pentagram - relentless

ate

1 pot coffee
1/4 container leftover pad thai

brooded over

burning whiteness blanketing earth
dishes